October 2011
7 posts
Oct 18th
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Mermaid or Whale?
A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was “This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?” The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:  “Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their...
Oct 5th
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Oct 5th
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Oct 5th
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Oct 5th
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Man n Cheese, Coffee, and Wikipedia = The Key...
Oct 4th
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Oct 4th
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September 2011
3 posts
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 11th
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May 2011
30 posts
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May 31st
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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“Distance between two people is only as far as one allows it to be.”
– Unknown
May 10th
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“Whenever you feel a warm breeze brush against you, that’s the kiss I blew...”
– Anonymous 
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 6th
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Happy Mother's Day
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.  ~Marcel Proust
May 6th
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May 3rd
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“The fight against terror goes on, but tonight America has sent an unmistakable...”
– George W. Bush (1 May 2011 Osama Bin Laden has been confirmed dead by US Military forces.)
May 2nd
April 2011
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“A guy did a nice thing on Bart and then sat next to me. I said, “you get a...”
– Kimberly Taylor
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Anonymous asked: your fat. fatty fat fat
Apr 29th
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“I have found there are three stages to every great work of God: first it is...”
– J. Hudson Taylor
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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“Go with your heart- our brains only screw things up.”
– CHUCK, season 2 episode 22
Apr 22nd
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Apr 20th
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“There’s a special kind of people known as show people. We live in a world...”
– Curtains, the musical
Apr 18th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 7th